Where oh where are all the jobs???

This administration has become the greatest troupe of comedians since the Marx Brothers. If only they were following Groucho instead of Karl, I might even want them to stay on. The latest laugh riot is Mr. Obama announcing, in that endearing super serious way of his, that he is going to host a jobs summit. He, in his infinite wisdom, is going to figure out just why the only jobs created during his administration are nothing but the overinflated puffs of smoke jobs falsely being reported by the "transparent" (as Mississippi Mud) stimulus bill. Where, oh where, are the jobs?? Why aren't businesses expanding and hiring and creating and fluorishing under the Iron hand of Obamarxism?

Only a true socialist could even be baffled by such questions. Those of us, like myself, that own small businesses, that actually create the jobs, know that the idea of the Obama administration holding a job summit at the same time they are trying to shove health care, cap and trade, and wildly out of control government spending down our gullets is the most preposterous, humorous, laughable, ridiculous proposal we have ever heard.

He and his Marxist mentors steal our harvests to redistribute them to the oh-so-appreciative masses ("It's Obama money !! Where's my check ??") or to keep the ACORN Mafia happy ("I didn't even know they got a whole lotta federal funds, " says the man that was on their payroll and is supposed to be the all-knowing, all-seeing ONE). So much of our crop has been stolen from us, we don't much feel like planting more. We decide to hunker down and just plant enough to feed our own families and support our own employees, and here they come again: cap and trade, health care reform, and more pork in the stimulus bill than a Carolina barbecue. Yet, we're jusut supposed to keep planting and growing, creating the jobs and moving the economy. They demonize industry after industry, calling our profits "immoral"-- yet it is these profits that expand the buusinesses, pay the employees, and CREATE JOBS.


Mr. Obama is doing nothing but pouring Napalm on the American crop, squatting by the barren field with a smile : "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning....it smells like.....Socialism." Crops cannot grow with Napalm, Mr. O. Crops need water, air, and nutrients. If you truly want to create jobs, the best thing you could do is really quite simple: resign.

As a small business owner, I am the number one employer and creator of new jobs. Invite me to the White House-- I will teach you how to create jobs. You will have to tear up your manifestos from Bill Ayers and Karl Marx. I will start by teaching you the meaning of your own policies. I will make you start a lemonade stand at 1600 Penn. You will have to grow the lemons yourself, pick them, squeeze them, mix up the lemonade, stand out in the hot sun or pouring rain to sell it. You will have to ignore your family and your own health as you build up your business and get your pennies built up. When your business grows, and you need some help, you will have to hire someone at a minimum wage higher than you can afford, and provide them with worker's compensation, unemployment insurance, social security, medicare, health insurance. If they want to not work, you will have to give them paid vacation. Then, if you by sheer determiation for all your hard work, you happen to make a dollar, you will have to give 60 cents of that dollar away, so it can be spent on "social justice" programs and wasted by Congressmen that pass laws that make it even harder for you to survive. Of the 40 cents you have left, you will have to pay for higher energy costs because of your energy policy, inflation because of the declining dollar because of your deficit spending, and rising food costs triggered again by your policies. Feed your family of 4 on that, Mr. O.

Sooner or later, you realize, what's the point? Why do I work so hard just to have it taken away, just to be despised for working? Atlas shrugs.

So, please, don't make us laugh, Mr. O. If you want to truly look for jobs, just lift up your boot heel. There we all are, being ground to death by your socialism.

I would be happy to the attend your forum. I will even bring my own packed lunch. I don't think I would like what the White House is serving these days. Napalm is too bitter for me.